Bingology - The Blog of Aaron 'BingoBoingo' Rogier

Bacterial Infection - Rotting, more specifically spoiling

Fungal Infection - Rotting, more specifically nature is trying to recycle you

Viral Infection - A cargo cult has appropriated your systems and has re-purposed you as a tool for their survival.

Cancer - Uncontrolled self cultivation

Fracture (traumatic) - Structural failure, mechanical

Fracture (stress) - Structural failure, engineering related

Seizures - Control system overload

Coma - Control systems failure

Cramps, spasms - Treason, sedition

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2 Responses to “Euphamisms for Various Disease States”

1. pankkake says:

   May 9, 2014 at 2:21 a.m.

   Bacterial infections definitively feel like rotting.

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2. BingoBoingo says:

   May 9, 2014 at 1:46 p.m.

   Yeah they do.

   Reply