Due to some inconvenient medical stuff that has me taking a bunch of pills that preclude drinking, it has been a few days since I have been able to enjoy the activity. It just occurred to me that my experience has revealed a very pragmatic test for alcoholism.
- Stop drinking for several days.
- Evaluate whether Delerium Tremens has set in during this period.
- If no Delerium Tremens has occured you aren't an alcoholic, if yes you are an alcoholic.
I do not have alcoholism. QED